To a child, theme parks are still magical places. Their little spirits have not been crushed by an uncaring world, and an extensive backlog of Cracked articles have yet to ruin all of their favorite things. So if you are currently at a theme park with a child, please refrain from telling them the truth about Disneyland's Morlock tunnels. Instead, use one of the following tricks to make their stay extra special. Then, in the car ride home, you can tell them how many cats died filming Milo And Otis. Hey, if you have to know, so do they.